Monday, October 29, 2012


Hammerspace - Volume 1: Reset, Repair, Restore
 

Funny how in a private message on a stormy Friday night I received this album from Hammerspace (thank you), just in time to give me an outlet an escape from the sad absolute shit that I am experiencing at this very moment. I am drawn into this albums beauty of darkness and sadness. My present internal emotion that I hide so well from those that happen to admire me the happy smiling redheaded girl its all crap (well this weekend anyways) if I must say. If only I could Reset, Repair, Resort.
This album is absolutely amazing and beautifully crafted, giving you permission to be angry and justifying the reason to want to break someone’s face but yet makes you want to fall to your knees like a weak little bitch and cry your eyes out….haha…someone pass me the fucking alcohol because being numb is more appealing.
Enjoy this album my friends it is beautiful...very complex everything about this album is perfect. This album is not for your everyday playlist, but when you're lost in something so deep in your head whether sad or absolute fucking raging with anger this album is sure to comfort. Thrashy and heavy at times….it is a sure splendor.
Favorite tracks on the album the whole fucking thing!!!
Play it loud!!!

Saturday, October 6, 2012


Deep Coma - Recording Abnormal Psychotic Episodes
 
 
Ready set play!!! Deep Coma and beer my favorite combo, I’m always excited when one of my top 5 bands I follow comes out with a new album. YIPPEE!!!
This album has to be the best among the other Deep Coma albums…Tito delivers a superior album and fans of Deep Coma will be happy with this album.  Maldor Evyl delivers some great vocals  and Tito’s superior with the right balance of psychotic disorder taking you from happy to sad…this album like other Deep Coma albums gracefully alters a listener's ability to think clearly, make good judgments, respond emotionally, communicate effectively, understand reality, and behave appropriately. Clever and well thought, as Deep Coma’s biggest fan I appreciate their ability to fuck with my emotions. They do it with an effortless approach.
This album is a good addition to any day to day play list. Stop to listen to the details in the music beautiful and it’s more than you think it is. Get lost in the music and allow yourself to experiences the roller coaster ride that is a psychotic disorders.
Favorite tracks on this album Blu Giallo Rosso, A Dance Of Snowflakes Under Moonbeams, Crime Scene…you won’t be disappointed.
Play it loud and enjoy!!!

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Torn Flesh Records tshirts available
 
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Still have some Brutally Honest Music shirts available. Support your local NetLabel. Buy one. (That and he needs beer money, haha). $15 plus shipping. Paypal accepted. TFR bands get discount.

 
 And of course some remaining 300 Sins Shirts are still available (just XL left). $15 plus shipping.
 

 
Also just a few of the original TFR shirts still available Brutal. Chaotic. Noisy. Torn. Shirts left size XL. When they are gone, they are gone. $15 plus shipping. Paypal accepted.

Friday, August 24, 2012


Torn Flesh Records Presents - Brutally Honest Music
 
Happy 500 albumsTorn Flesh Records (even thought as I write this its already 504 fuck I’m slow)…seem like yesterday I found TFR on Myspace…well I’ll give the credit to my #1 love that Sexy Beast Elephantknuckle. 500 fucking albums amazing!!!! Brutally Honest Music.
60 tracks and 1 bonus alcho-pella-gore (what the fuck is that) on this beauty over 3 hours of orgasmic bliss. DAMN this lady need new batteries…lol. CHEERS fuckers!!! Sure it’s too early be drinking…but it sounds like a war zone with all the thunder and lightning outside my window, well it’s just a hurricane brewing in water. Sure perhaps I should be out buying supplies since all I got is rum to drink. Awww Bloodington would be proud.
Who are you going to find on this album? Well of course my favorites!!! These are bands you should all know and have downloaded and on your daily playlist… DEEP COMA, Gore Obsessed , BLOODINGTON, BUKOWSKI FAMILY, Redneck Zömbiez, Ritalin Attack, Mean D Meaney, Putrified J, Skull Incision, Fungus Inc, A Plumbers Nightmare, Embers and that SEXY Bitch I call Elephantknuckle…and many, many more.
New Loves and bands you should also know…Traitor , Hammerspace (fucking love!!!) Battle Pope, Engorged With Decadence…. So many more!!!!
I’m sure you have all purchased your new TFR Brutally Honest Music T-Shirts from TFR…I’m wearing mine right now as I write this review. Support this poor bastard, seems that according to his latest interview he can only afford Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer…fuck!!! sounds borderline food stamp candidate to me…lol.
CHEERS TFR to 500 (well 504 albums I’m slow) and to 500 more. I will also remind everyone that TFR remains the best in the underground music scene and is just brutally honest music where the bands are always #1 and music is always free.
Now go my little children…download this album and burn some cds…share them like the fucking bible….spread the word, spread the music, spread the truth, TFR world domination…until the whole world burns to the ground…KEEP IT TORN!!!!
Enjoy!!!

 

 

BUKOWSKI FAMILY - INITIATION (EP)

 
Bukowski Family is back with a new fucking amazing album. As Bukowski Family’s #1 fan I was excited to see them finally release this new album with Torn Flesh Records, because I can spread the word and share my love for their music (as you know my loyalty to TFR will always be #1)
BRUTAL and RELENTLESS…Bukowski Family delivers hardcore music with sick poetic lyrics… take the time to read these lyrics…they are sick but so fucking beautiful. Makes you want to be part of the family. I beg Uncle on occasion to be part of the family… please, please…let me in!!!  but sadly I am not ready to participate in such bliss.
This is one band if I had large amounts of money I would totally back and support a Bukowski Family music tour for the world to experience, a once in a lifetime event. This is a band that would deliver such brutality that you my friend would shit yourself and be put in Psychiatric hospital chanting “March mutherfuckers! Stop and die”
Bukowski Family other album - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! - Double EP is now at 14,740 downloads through Torn Flesh Records. One of my favorite albums with one of my #1 favorite songs “Kneecaps and Onions” which I recommend for the world to check out. Also support the family and buy their merchandise I own a few items.   
Favorite tracks on this, albums the whole fucking thing.
Enjoy!!!
other album

Cascabel - The Left Behinds EP
 
 
Aggressive thrash what a way to start the day. Give it to me fast and hard, Fuck the coffee and Redbull…crank this bitch up and disturb the fucking peace this album makes any commute more pleasant.
This album is good for anytime of the day and should be on everyone’s daily playlist. So what are you waiting for download already and stop by their page and say hi, tell them that TFRbiggestfan chick sent you.
If you are lucky fucker that lives in the Seattle area, check this bands page for live performances…and for fuck sake donate a couple dollars… we have to keep our guys fed even if it’s just burritos and beer.  
For my lady readers these guys are SEXY HOT!!! Check out their pics.
Favorite tracks on this album are Cheated, The Left Behinds and Requiem….but love, love, love The Reckoning.
Play it loud and Enjoy!!!
 
 

Saturday, July 7, 2012


Hammerspace - Kings of Mediocrity (EP)



I FUCKING LOVE this album!!! I was worried because the artwork by Holly G was way too awesome for this album. The music is awesome easy to add to any playlist even your most conservative work environment shouldn’t be offended with this album, okay maybe not appropriate at the library but everywhere else.
No need to steal this album. You can download it for free from Torn Flesh Records easy just click on the handy dandy link I provide under every album picture.
Watch out for the intro to Game Over it’s a tad unexpected and harsh. I say put this one our radar, I look forward to future albums from Hammerspace and the mastermind behind it Timothy Branch. I love nerds and couldn't find your picture I hope you wear glasses...come play with me.
My favorite tracks on this album are The Rat and Into the Future and To the Fallen.
Play it loud and Enjoy!!!!

Thursday, July 5, 2012


BLOODINGTON - ALL MUSOS ARE PRETENTIOUS WANKERS

One shot, two shots, three shots, what the fuck make it four!!! (doubles of rum that is) The only appropriate way to enjoy this splendor of an album is to be bloody fucking shit faced. No it’s not really necessary but then you can’t truly enjoy the full effects of PIRATE VOMITING WINDOW HANGERS…lol
The Master Genius behind this Punk, Grind and Grindcore album is none other than my love BLOODINGTON. LOL…yeah I got a thing for BLOODINGTON.
Enjoy another BLOODINGTON album, as always full of fun and don’t forget to check out the artwork in the booklet always enjoyable.
Favorite tracks on this album are PIRATE VOMITING WINDOW HANGERS, MUSOS ARE PRETENTIOUS WANKERS, THE DAY I WAS TURNED INTO A SNAIL, KILLER OF THE S. E.'s
Play it loud!!!

A Plumbers Nightmare - Medea (EP)

Get your subwoofers ready for this masterpiece coming to us from Bielefeld, Germany.
Disturbing the peace never sounded so good. Add this to any playlist. Also appropriate for an intense workout session.
Death to the core should not sound this good.
Favorite tracks the whole album.
Play it loud and enjoy!!!!

Sunday, June 24, 2012


Embers – Shadows


Amazing!!! Get lost in this album, it’s a perfect album to be buzzed and completely engulfed in sexual pleasure. You need the right partner for this, preferably one that knows how to shut the fuck up. Shhhh……don’t talk Baby…just thrust you hips and pleasure me….slow and steady Baby. What’s your hurry…Make it last!
The music is so sexually and beautiful.
Enjoy the splendor ladies and fuck I’m so jealous if you have a man that can pleasure you through this album.
Enjoy, get fuckin sweaty and lost in the music and if you are like me alone and wishing to be mounted by a sexy one, I feel your agony.
Favorite tracks on this…the whole fucking album!!!!


Saturday, June 23, 2012


Vaginal Cadaver - How To Abuse A Woman In 9 Minutes


Now here is an album I was excited to download and review...not knowing what to expect...Perhaps, I got a little too excited and wet from the title of this album or could it have been from the request of an old playmate...to come get chained up and abused in a dungeon. Fuck the thoughts of producing pornographic scenes like Marco Malattia and my favorite model Helga Retard...seem so intriguing...if only I was so brave.
Fuck sorry I seriously went off track...lol.
This album is okay but in needs of duct tape and a ball gag...the degrading and the abuse was not enough for my liking...I don't want to hear what she likes....I just want to hear her scream in agony from brutal ecstasy.
The music was good but as a girl that enjoys the fun of a server abuse session from my own experiences begging for mercy and doing as commanded...you don’t tell your abuser what you like you do as you are told and cry in brutal agony.
I am not here to promote abuse of women and will be the first to stab a motherfucker in the eye or throat (if I happen to miss to the eye)...lol...but a dominatrix role playing session is fun and a way to spice up the fun in a boring relationship...fuck if only I learned this in my twenties...lol (yeah I’m talking to you).
And even though I complained about this needing a ball gag the artwork/booklet of course shows it, well done Vaginal Cadaver.
Enjoy this album!!!
Don’t get offended it’s just an album, enjoy the art.

Sunday, May 27, 2012


The Rockabones - First Takes


Well what do we have here my friends…this one I seemed to have over looked and you are lucky I am on top of my reviews. Now this is my kind of album…this takes me back to my days of pole dancing in a dark and swanky bar.  Pour me another drink I got a story to tell…there was this chick with the biggest brown eyes and when she looked at you…She worked that pole which left you feeling like it was meant just for you, your personal rock and roll queen.
Wow...no I’m not smoking crack. Lol…
Seriously this is one amazing album perfect for a great night of drinking and getting your grind on with a cute little Spanish girl. Straight out of Hanover-Germany this band is fucking AWESOME!!! What are you going to get here I just had to copied and paste this from The Rockabones themselves “they play riffrock blended with metal, classic rock, punk and stoner - loud, heavy & dirty!” That’s what they deliver loud, heavy & dirty!!!
My favorite tracks on this album the whole damn thing it is PERFECT!!!! These guys are talented absolutely amazing!!!
Enjoy!!!!

Saturday, May 26, 2012


Bloodmoon – Orenda


Another fucking Masterpiece so smooth and trippy…I love this album!!!! I’m drunk surely, but this is one of those albums where you wish you were riding…(this part has been censored because of explicit thoughts from TFRbiggestfan) DAMN!!!
Put this on your play list anytime it’s just musically perfect. Chilling out with your friends…tequila flowing and half naked women. Get your freak on. This album makes me horny.
Favorite tracks on this album are Orenda and What Lies Beyond.
Enjoy!!!

Duskburn - Left For The Wolves


Holy mother fucker I love this album!!! Now how come when I go to the bar and get plastered I don’t meet four guys wondering how, would death metal sound if you lowered the strings to the lowest tuning possible. No being in South Florida I get the fuckers with way too much glossy gel in their hair, trying to slam dance to Lady Gaga…poor poor me.
This album is fantastic for any occasion whether just going all out on an abusive 3 hour vibrator session or setting the back yard on fire because your bonfire got out of control… its all makes for some great memories.
This album may produce some melancholy emotions especially with Charred it is magnificent….so play with caution.
Favorite tracks on this album are Left for the Wolves and Charred.
Enjoy!!!

Proctophobic - Castrate The Sky



Released in February 2012 and already at 708 downloads I seem to be a tad late to this party…lol. Nevertheless I took my bra off got comfortable and poured myself some alcohol in a large quantity of course and listen to Proctophobic - Castrate The Sky.
Then I was lost in a trance and seem to be going around in circles in my head over and over…surely I must be doing something wrong…I thought to myself…and then I realize that I am listening to “Castrate The Sky” which is over 17:47 minutes long. Brilliantly crafted to take your brainwaves on a journey which you’re not really aware of, perhaps it’s the alcohol or just another beautifully constructed track designed to fuck with your thinking…although it’s a very interesting track kind of soothing and calm to a crazy speed race to who the fuck knows, I just felt the need to hurry. I’m exhausted from this track…lol. So I poured myself some more alcohol.
Why are we still running? fuck this album is crazy, I love how it fucks with my cerebral cortex and I’m not sure if my pons are also being stimulated  because surely with this much alcohol in my system I don’t remember what the fuck the pons does except for breathing which is automatic.
What the fuck am I writing about? Haha
Well I think you should listen to this album with caution especially if your high on whatever I do think this album will cause you to go into a panic state and you might stab someone perhaps that stupid fucker sitting next to you that seems to want to talk during this whole fucking album…haha…use a fork dinner size not salad (and if your white trash delight you probably don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about) because the eyes diameter is almost an inch and well yup I’m in space cadet mode…lol.
Favorite tracks on this album are The Devil's Love and Castrate The Sky.
Play with caution and Enjoy!!!!

Friday, May 25, 2012


GORE OBSESSED - The Basement Tapes Part 1: Mutilated in Seconds!


How can I write this review without sounding obsessed with Justin…but I am so totally Gore Obsessed. Well, what can I say about Gore Obsessed that we don’t already know…well Justin is sexy….wait I already said that a few times already in my other reviews. Master genius of what he does…I don’t know how he does it. As fans of Gore Obsessed we know and can automatically differentiate Gore Obsessed from others. The albums are just so well structured and perfectly balanced.
Such a unique style and amazing structure even in tracks that are 0:07 seconds long. How does he do it? I guess I should just appreciate the music and stop analyzing it to death…but where is the fun in that…right if you’re going to be Gore Obsessed I believe in taking it to a crazy psychotic level.
My favorite tracks on this album are Bloody Disgusting Gore, Drinking Putrid Gore, A Sick Sense of Humour and The Sight of Mutilated Genitals.
Another amazing Gore Obsessed album to add to our collection…Enjoy!!!

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Molting & Judas Khristian inC - Severe Infection Of The Subcutaneous Fatty Tissues




BRUTALITY!!!! This album, is has been difficult for me to write the review even though I’ve been listening to it for over a month now and I keep getting the same reaction over and over again. This album makes me want to buy a table saw and slice and chunk out pieces of flesh and dismember a few bodies. I’m still thinking if I would want to wear gloves and safety glasses for the fun.
This album is wicked and it is meant to produce some explicit images in your subconscious. It is very harsh and noisy but absolutely fucking spectacular!!! It is so well balanced and perfectly put together makes you (or me really) imagine yourself hard at work chanting as you repeat the layers of skin epidermis, dermis, hypodermis…oops this one’s got more adipose tissue ( that’s the fat layer) fat fuck!!! Ooops…I got lost in the visual…grinding through bone and…awwww sweet music to my ears the humming and grinding of the body meeting the table saw blade.
This album is amazing and I hope you appreciate the intricacies and complexity of it…if you don’t then you are a dumb fuck…sorry about that…no I’m not really sorry.
Enjoy!!!   
Death Artery - Chapter Of Human End



From Jogjakarta, Indonesia, how about some slamming death metal. Brutal, intense and absolutely perfect. Disturbing the peace is what I’m good at…hehe…and anyone who follows me knows that I actually play the album over and over again to capture the essences of the album. So I do get a lot of request to turn the shit down from the neighbors and my family…lol.
I love this album and I know you will love it too…hmmm I think after a long day of the same bullshit at work…get yourself a few beers or like me slam a few shots and relax and enjoy this album. It’s brutal enough to produce some wicked images (perhaps of your love of wanting to stab someone in the eye with a fork) in your subconscious, but we won’t go there. Enjoy it with a friend.
My favorite tracks on this album are Kebisingan Padang Mashar and Hirup Tanpa Jiwa.
Play it loud and enjoy!!!!


Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Ritalin Attack / James Doesn't Exist – Split

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Who wants a split? No not banana although it has been awhile since I’ve had the pleasure of such splendor…is it warm in here? Well here you go Ritalin Attack / James Doesn't Exist – Split brutal and well perfect. What else do you fucking want!
I’m new to Ritalin Attack but R. Gnarly delivers tracks that you’ll surely like. Grindcore and samples brutal and fast, I look forward to listening to more of his work. So let us put Ritalin Attack on our list of bands to follow for upcoming albums. R. Gnarly did the artwork on this album, very nice.

I tell you Nikolai Gawin even serving time in a damp prison cell he is always thinking of us his dedicated and loyal fans. Forget about worrying about dropping the soap and ending up someone’s bitch, he is lost in thought Nikolai the lyrical genius and master of mixing for us the fans… Brings a tear to my eye.

When’s a perfect time for this album hmmmm…gazing at stars on top of a mountain in pure darkness or if you live in Florida I guess the on ramp to whatever highway will get you to pretend you’re on a mountain…get out your telescope and crank this bitch up and sing it from the mountain top…sure you maybe arrested for disturbing the peace but if Nikolai survived hard time so can we.
Enjoy!!!
 




Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Video Nasty - Inferior Tools For These Infernal Times


High voltage and dirty…Video Nasty…is at it again in this violent noise album. Fans that love Video Nasty are going to love “Inferior Tools For These Infernal Times.” Loving the work by Cynthia, she is fucking brutal watch out I’m sure she’s can inflict pain. Absolutely stunning!!!  Vocals by Hex are meant for impact so be prepared to want to get mad and break something.  K-Ogre on drumachine helps to balances out the brutality.
Make sure to listen to “Vow to Be Hell Ridden” that is wicked!!!
Normally I suggest playing it loud but this one is bound to make your tympanic membrane explode and so play with caution.
Enjoy!!!


GORE OBSESSED - Where Babes Meet Blades



Ready, set, GO!!! Gore Obsessed is at it again. Grab your disinfectants and jump right in to this fecal massacre. Where does Justin get his inspiration if only we could climb in this brain and take a journey through his prefrontal cortex. Gore Obsessed fans here is another masterpiece from the one and only sexy Mr. Justin. Brutal and abusive just the way I like it. Skip the lube and jump in!
Play it loud and fuck your neighbors!!!
Enjoy!


Monday, March 26, 2012

Fungus Inc. - Gettin' Drunk & Spreadin' Spunk




Absolutely fucking spectacular album… Fungus Inc. embodies an unwavering vision of creating music with a complex subtlety of melodic richness balanced with the unleashing of a relentless backwoods hoe-down. In other words, they have no restraints. Lushish (if not downright hammered) aggressive hoppy flavors balanced with an extraordinary structure and sophistication of lyrical madness. Wait, am I writing a review for Pabst Blue Ribbon??? No, consider this a Belgium micro-brew.

Imagine taking an aerial tour of Belgium, flying over the patchwork of beautiful farmland….wait…. what do we see…Fungus Inc….having an orgy surrounded by multiple trucks and farm animals, what the f_ _ _! (trying to cut back on my cursing like a motherfucker…hahah). Why wasn’t I invited…. Bastards!!! Possible anal festivities and these redneck bastards having a fucking spree, well, spank my ass and call me Mary….haha!

Download this album and it should be next to Bukowski Family, Gore Obsessed and Redneck Zömbiez. Keep Fungus Inc…on your radar for upcoming albums, these Belgium hotties are sure to present us with some amazing albums.
Favorites tracks on this album 2 in the Pink 1 in the Stink (I use this as my ringtone), Crazy Dave, Tag Team of Perfection, Stinky Dink, Storybook Org…basically the whole album this is good dirty fun.
I recommend listening to this album loud while engaging in some anal orgy fun…add alcohol and enjoy!!!



Sunday, March 25, 2012

TFR385 - Various Artists - Reptilian Fur



Here we go again another masterpiece of dark ambient soundscapes, drone and noise. So to experience this properly I suggest a dark room very late at night lay on your bed in complete darkness, use headphones because it really is the best way to capture all the intricate details of sound presented. Let yourself float and drift into this majestic journey, your brainwaves and your sinus rhythm will relax and then you will enter into Reptilian Fur.
Complex and absolutely magnificent!!!
My favorite tracks on this album are: Ice Guild Kaiser - The Goat Encompasses pt 3, LIL - THE GATE OF MYSTIFICATION, Master Toad - Abysmal Drone, elephantknuckle …actually the whole album.
Enjoy your trip my friends!!!!



Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Gangrena - The Zombie Survival Society



When I found out that I would be reviewing Gangrena - The Zombie Survival Society, I was a bit overly excited but apprehensive because let’s face it, I'm a few album reviews behind, damn statistic homework and Let’s not forget the mysterious rants I seem to be having with a factitious entity on facebook, those that follow me, must think I’m off my medication. Haha…where was I…
Fire yourself up and enjoy some zombie grind anytime, anywhere. Two things that struck me when listening to Gangrena - The Zombie Survival Society, the first was that it was potent and powerful enough to stand up prominently among any other zombie goregrind album and two, it offers a nice balanced compliment of brutal power and keeps you interested all the way through even if you’re not a fan of zombie metal.
Trust me; if you’ve never had the pleasure of listening to Gangrena then you have done yourself an egregious disservice. Here are two of my favorite people both musically and behind the scenes chats…Markus E. Malkavelkian and Beast Butcher we the fan know him as Charles Butcher from his other projects Satanic Butcher and Anal Disfigurement. Be sure to check those out also on TFR. 
You know how I love collaborations among the TFR family and other bands… this album features many collaborations from arould the world:  Svin Killer (Ukraine), Grave Grinder (Japan), Pyrrah (Canada), Panchreatocholectomy (Mexico),Coprocefalia (Argentina) Morbid Crucifixion (Israel), Digging Your Tomb (Spain) so let’s check out these other bands out and show some support.
Favorite tracks No Salvation Ft. Emilie-Christine P. Newman From Pyrrah, Zombie Grinder Machine Ft. Sebas Gore From Coprocefalia and Fleshwarper Marionette Ft. Rot Screwrot From Morbid Crucifixion.

Enjoy!!!