Sunday, May 27, 2012


The Rockabones - First Takes


Well what do we have here my friends…this one I seemed to have over looked and you are lucky I am on top of my reviews. Now this is my kind of album…this takes me back to my days of pole dancing in a dark and swanky bar.  Pour me another drink I got a story to tell…there was this chick with the biggest brown eyes and when she looked at you…She worked that pole which left you feeling like it was meant just for you, your personal rock and roll queen.
Wow...no I’m not smoking crack. Lol…
Seriously this is one amazing album perfect for a great night of drinking and getting your grind on with a cute little Spanish girl. Straight out of Hanover-Germany this band is fucking AWESOME!!! What are you going to get here I just had to copied and paste this from The Rockabones themselves “they play riffrock blended with metal, classic rock, punk and stoner - loud, heavy & dirty!” That’s what they deliver loud, heavy & dirty!!!
My favorite tracks on this album the whole damn thing it is PERFECT!!!! These guys are talented absolutely amazing!!!
Enjoy!!!!

Saturday, May 26, 2012


Bloodmoon – Orenda


Another fucking Masterpiece so smooth and trippy…I love this album!!!! I’m drunk surely, but this is one of those albums where you wish you were riding…(this part has been censored because of explicit thoughts from TFRbiggestfan) DAMN!!!
Put this on your play list anytime it’s just musically perfect. Chilling out with your friends…tequila flowing and half naked women. Get your freak on. This album makes me horny.
Favorite tracks on this album are Orenda and What Lies Beyond.
Enjoy!!!

Duskburn - Left For The Wolves


Holy mother fucker I love this album!!! Now how come when I go to the bar and get plastered I don’t meet four guys wondering how, would death metal sound if you lowered the strings to the lowest tuning possible. No being in South Florida I get the fuckers with way too much glossy gel in their hair, trying to slam dance to Lady Gaga…poor poor me.
This album is fantastic for any occasion whether just going all out on an abusive 3 hour vibrator session or setting the back yard on fire because your bonfire got out of control… its all makes for some great memories.
This album may produce some melancholy emotions especially with Charred it is magnificent….so play with caution.
Favorite tracks on this album are Left for the Wolves and Charred.
Enjoy!!!

Proctophobic - Castrate The Sky



Released in February 2012 and already at 708 downloads I seem to be a tad late to this party…lol. Nevertheless I took my bra off got comfortable and poured myself some alcohol in a large quantity of course and listen to Proctophobic - Castrate The Sky.
Then I was lost in a trance and seem to be going around in circles in my head over and over…surely I must be doing something wrong…I thought to myself…and then I realize that I am listening to “Castrate The Sky” which is over 17:47 minutes long. Brilliantly crafted to take your brainwaves on a journey which you’re not really aware of, perhaps it’s the alcohol or just another beautifully constructed track designed to fuck with your thinking…although it’s a very interesting track kind of soothing and calm to a crazy speed race to who the fuck knows, I just felt the need to hurry. I’m exhausted from this track…lol. So I poured myself some more alcohol.
Why are we still running? fuck this album is crazy, I love how it fucks with my cerebral cortex and I’m not sure if my pons are also being stimulated  because surely with this much alcohol in my system I don’t remember what the fuck the pons does except for breathing which is automatic.
What the fuck am I writing about? Haha
Well I think you should listen to this album with caution especially if your high on whatever I do think this album will cause you to go into a panic state and you might stab someone perhaps that stupid fucker sitting next to you that seems to want to talk during this whole fucking album…haha…use a fork dinner size not salad (and if your white trash delight you probably don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about) because the eyes diameter is almost an inch and well yup I’m in space cadet mode…lol.
Favorite tracks on this album are The Devil's Love and Castrate The Sky.
Play with caution and Enjoy!!!!

Friday, May 25, 2012


GORE OBSESSED - The Basement Tapes Part 1: Mutilated in Seconds!


How can I write this review without sounding obsessed with Justin…but I am so totally Gore Obsessed. Well, what can I say about Gore Obsessed that we don’t already know…well Justin is sexy….wait I already said that a few times already in my other reviews. Master genius of what he does…I don’t know how he does it. As fans of Gore Obsessed we know and can automatically differentiate Gore Obsessed from others. The albums are just so well structured and perfectly balanced.
Such a unique style and amazing structure even in tracks that are 0:07 seconds long. How does he do it? I guess I should just appreciate the music and stop analyzing it to death…but where is the fun in that…right if you’re going to be Gore Obsessed I believe in taking it to a crazy psychotic level.
My favorite tracks on this album are Bloody Disgusting Gore, Drinking Putrid Gore, A Sick Sense of Humour and The Sight of Mutilated Genitals.
Another amazing Gore Obsessed album to add to our collection…Enjoy!!!

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Molting & Judas Khristian inC - Severe Infection Of The Subcutaneous Fatty Tissues




BRUTALITY!!!! This album, is has been difficult for me to write the review even though I’ve been listening to it for over a month now and I keep getting the same reaction over and over again. This album makes me want to buy a table saw and slice and chunk out pieces of flesh and dismember a few bodies. I’m still thinking if I would want to wear gloves and safety glasses for the fun.
This album is wicked and it is meant to produce some explicit images in your subconscious. It is very harsh and noisy but absolutely fucking spectacular!!! It is so well balanced and perfectly put together makes you (or me really) imagine yourself hard at work chanting as you repeat the layers of skin epidermis, dermis, hypodermis…oops this one’s got more adipose tissue ( that’s the fat layer) fat fuck!!! Ooops…I got lost in the visual…grinding through bone and…awwww sweet music to my ears the humming and grinding of the body meeting the table saw blade.
This album is amazing and I hope you appreciate the intricacies and complexity of it…if you don’t then you are a dumb fuck…sorry about that…no I’m not really sorry.
Enjoy!!!   
Death Artery - Chapter Of Human End



From Jogjakarta, Indonesia, how about some slamming death metal. Brutal, intense and absolutely perfect. Disturbing the peace is what I’m good at…hehe…and anyone who follows me knows that I actually play the album over and over again to capture the essences of the album. So I do get a lot of request to turn the shit down from the neighbors and my family…lol.
I love this album and I know you will love it too…hmmm I think after a long day of the same bullshit at work…get yourself a few beers or like me slam a few shots and relax and enjoy this album. It’s brutal enough to produce some wicked images (perhaps of your love of wanting to stab someone in the eye with a fork) in your subconscious, but we won’t go there. Enjoy it with a friend.
My favorite tracks on this album are Kebisingan Padang Mashar and Hirup Tanpa Jiwa.
Play it loud and enjoy!!!!